Once Upon a Kingdom

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess living in a palace surrounded by a cute little kingdom. Everything in the kingdom was pink and sparkly and the people prospered. Lots of princes hoped to make the princess their wife when she came of age yet the princess had little interest in marrying. One day, the good king fell ill and he asked that his daughter be brought to his bedside. "My daughter," he said when she arrived, "I have no male heir. It is imperative that you marry forthwith or else you'll be stuck ruling the kingdom on your own.”

The princess sat and thought for a moment. Then she smiled and nodded. "I'm okay with the latter.” The good king could not believe his ears. He was so shocked that he died and the princess took the throne. Rather than taking part in a marriage in which she would have been expected to be submissive to her husband, she collected a harem of sexy men over whom she ruled. The princess lived happily ever after as queen, the end.